So the War is over and your growing family needs a place to live and grow! Well, look no further, for a modest price you can have this modest ranch house.
|Complete with Guard Gnome.|
|Clean cut son not included|
|Ambience IS included!|
|Talent clearly not included.|
The kitchen provides ample workplace for the modern housewife and a delightful breakfast nook!
|Genuine faux brick!|
|In case you have a hankering for somewhere that's green!|
The children's bedroom is ready for plenty of Howdy Doody imagination and has room for an addition to the growing family!
|Neatly dressed daughter for display purposes only.|
The bathroom contains all the modern amenities one might expect.
|It's also somewhere that's green.|
|Remember, the right furniture can save your life if the bomb is dropped in your town!|
|No Commies anywhere! Safe, modern, and American!|
|Some people's mother not included.|